Tuesday, July 01, 2003

I have this theory

I have this theory that the blogger "Andrew Sullivan" is actually a fictional creation, designed and nurtured over a period of years by persons unknown after the former journalist Andrew Sullivan somehow disappeared -- and that the purpose of the blogger-"AS" is to lead up to a stunning announcement in Summer 2004 that all AS-following "Eagles" should vote for the Democratic Presidential nominee instead of their former hero President Bush. It will be a great finale to a years-long performance piece: after years of trying to defend the indefensible, he will loudly admit that it's impossible. This will make a few thousand "Eagle" heads explode, a few thousand Eagles stay home from the polls in confusion, and a few thousand actually vote for the Democratic candidate. You can see him starting to move into Act II now, as he tells the Eagles that Bill Pryor's nomination is atrocious. I know that I should not be unveiling the deception, but fortunately very few people read my site.

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