(The Return of) Ignatz, by Sam Heldman

Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Because I am one of those bleeding-heart liberals you always hear about, I am trying to feel some sympathy for this guy: the tough-on-crime, especially-tough-on-drug-crime Texas District Attorney who was -- you don't need me to tell you, you can see it coming -- a meth addict.

Yesterday sex, today drugs. Tomorrow: someone who has intentionally made himself a public figure on the side of those who want to ban rock and roll turns out to be living a secret life as a member of a Kiss cover band.

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